Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Joke of the Day

Batman: G'day mate. How you're going?
Robin: Not too bad mate. Yourself?

Batman: Going walkabout . You know I got a second job eh?
Robin: Fair dinkum. What do you do?

Batman: I'm a fortune teller. I charge $50 for 2 questions.

Robin: (Pauses). Mate, isn't that a bit expensive?
Batman: Don't think so. Now what's your 2nd question?

- What a wanker, what a champion. Bloody ripper, bloody unreal. -

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